Major Crimes Bureau

Books of Law

Clause I - Crime of Excess (Felony Fashion will be prosecuted to the fullest aesthetic extent):

  • MCB.1.201A - Design Forgery: Unauthorized duplication of another designer's blueprint.

  • MCB.1.201B - Identity Theft of Aesthetic: Repackaging another brand's essence without credit.

  • MCB.1.201C - Fabrication Fraud: Marketing synthetic fibers as "luxury naturals".

  • MCB.1.201D - Misrepresentation of Craft: Claiming handmade for factory-made goods.

  • MCB.1.201E - Campaign Deception: Claiming handmade for factory-made goods.

  • MCB.1.201F - Cultural Appropriation in the First Degree: Exploitation of heritage for profit without acknowledgment.

  • MCB.1.201G - Innovation Laundering: Recycling old concepts under new trend hashtags.

  • MCB.1.201H - Public Endangerment of Good Taste: Spreading visually harmful trends across social media.

  • MCB.1.201I - Aesthetic Negligent Homicide: Killing creativity through excessive "quiet luxury".

  • MCB.1.201J - Accessory Smuggling: Launching overpriced micro-bags serving no functional purpose.

  • MCB.1.201K - Innovation Laundering.