Style Infractions Unit

Law I - Minor Fashion Offenses:

1.101 - Outfit mismatch (pattern chaos)
1.102 - Unauthorized dupe
1.103 - Faux leather abuse
1.104 - Denim disaster
1.105 - Fabric crimes
1.106 - Style meets personality issues
1.107 - Fashion fraud
1.108 - Aesthetic abomination (i.e. major red carpet fail)
1.109 - Excessive beige repetition
1.110 - Excessive sparkle under daylight
1.111 - If you fall for a trend twice, consider mandator re-education
1.112 - No officer shall ignore a fashion crime in progress, even if it's your best friend
1.113 - Excessive beige without professional depth constitutes emotional negligence.
1.114 - Unauthorized recycling of 2010 campaign tropes.
1.115 - Timeless Transgressions.
1.116 - Mirror Violation - Duality breached.

Law II - Minor Beauty Offenses

2.101 - Over-contouring
2.102 - Lip gloss overload
2.103 - Makeup Violations
2.104 - Blush overdose
2.105 - Makeup Sitting on the Face Instead of Melting. Makeup must melt. If it sits, it is illegal.
2.106 - Foundation glued to the skin like drywall.
2.107 - Lips nude, trembling, afraid of color.
2.108 - The Face has not been kissed.
2.109 - Excess pigment without melting leads to aesthetic distortion, emotional dissonance, and visual interruption.
2.210 - Highlighter Overexposure.
2.211 - Emotional Radiance Not Achieved.
2.212 - Highlighter placed on top of powder creates separation.
2.213 - Highlighter wrapped between warmth creates unity.

Law III - Minor Lifestyle Offenses:

Law IV - General Minor Offenses:

Law V - Misdemeanors of taste, negligence in innovation and more:

SIU-5.101A - Overuse of Neutrals: Beige-on-beige-on-boredom. Failure to display chromatic courage.
SIU-5.101B - Accessory Express: Wearing five statement pieces at once; criminal layering of gold chains
SIU-5.101C - Monotone Monotony: Repetition of silhouettes without design growth. Fashion Groundhog Day.
SIU-5.101D - Fabric Negligence: Poor-quality materials disguised as "minimalist".
SIU-5.101E - Fit Misconduct: Tailoring errors resulting in silhouette distortion.
SIU-5.101F - Trend Dependency: Lack of originality. Style dictated by algorithmic influence.
SIU-5.101G - Public Display of Over-Styling: Intentional outfit chaos without conceptual purpose.
SIU-5.101H - Color Coordination Neglect: Palette confusion violating visual harmony.
SIU-5.101I - Makeup Misapplication: Contour crimes, foundation mismatches, and over-baked faces.
SIU-5.101J - Logo Inflation: Overbranding that threatens visual peace.
SIU-5.101K - misdemeanors: mediocrity shall not go un-styled.
SIU-5.101L - Trend dependency